No More Boxers - Only Tighty Whities!
** This is a custom I decided to share. No names were used ** Hey! I know you moved in a couple weeks ago, but we haven't really had a chance to get to know... Read more
Still a Loser
** This is a custom I decided to share. Name used: Kyle ** Kyle?? Is that you? It is! You were the guy who got an atomic wedgie. Hung by the fence. Classic. ... Read more
Hey! We had a pretty good first date, and after I got home I saw that you sent me a dick pic. And well, it gave me an idea. Since you are clearly so open and co... Read more
You're Too Short!
Wait, did you actually think you had a chance with me? You're so short!! You would look absolutely ridiculous next to me. A delusional loser, that's all you are... Read more